Shetland Toss

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.

Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.

by scf27 October 2, 2007

Shellyn

The best most awesome Girlfriend a guy could ever ask for, she respects you as a person, she is fun to be around, and you just want to be with her every second of the day. Has great taste in clothes and guys. any smart guy goes nuts over her.

people often address her as intelligent, beautiful, sexy, perfect, adorable, cute, understanding, trustworthy, and just someone who is absolutely perfect.

Her spunkyness and amazing personality may sometimes be taken for being too awesome but she truly is an amazing girlfriend who you would love to (but never will) be with.

if you do ever get a Shellyn you truly are very very very lucky guy to have her.

yo josh is spending every second with that new girl

ya cause shes Shellyn how couldn't you

by big_bro_of_seb May 3, 2011

ShellenMellons

The oversized and occasionally phyically handicapped and or disfuctional man boobs

"What the fuck you doin?"
-"I'm just helpin myself to some of ShellenMellons"

by Mr. Hendrix April 8, 2008

Shetland

A small peice of land lost in the middle of the North Sea beteen Scotland and Norway. Famous for: Sheep, ponies, wooly jumpers, puffins, Salmon, Ally Bain.

In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

Also used to describe someone who is inbred.

that man has 6 fingers, must be from Shetland

by islandphilosopher December 10, 2010

shelbanator

the accepted term for lets get it on

it's time to shelbanator

by G-Block January 18, 2010

Shellar

A woman who has sex every 3 years

It's being so long since my last sex that I'm becoming a Shellar.

by bink bink November 22, 2010

shallan

Shallan is the most amazing, sexiest, beautiful girl in the world. When you meet a Shallan you will always want her to be in your life. She is more fun to be around than any person you will ever meet. She is so pretty that all the guys want to be with her. Shallan is the epitome of a hot fucking chick!

Oh that girl is definitely a Shallan!

by Mfish September 26, 2013