Shed

Noun, singular or collective: A chain (or single branch of a chain) of large DIY warehouse shops occupying ugly, aircraft-hangar-like buildings - sheds. Wickes, Homebase, B&Q are sheds.

That little ironmongers on the corner didn't have one.
You'll have to go to one of the sheds then.
Yeah, but they'll only sell me a packet of 20 and charge me an arm and a leg.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 13, 2005

Shedding

The act of locking a friend or foe in a shed, generally for a laugh.

Liam: Oi Alex remember when we shedded Connor?
Alex: Oh Yeah, that was shedding, what a prick.

by roachicorn September 09, 2011

Shed

A place to masturbate

Remember in 7th grade, when we dared Nathan to masturbate in the shed. That was so gross!

by Ashanna July 20, 2008

Shed

A derogatory term used to describe people who might find themselves rusty, mouldy or full of holes.

"Hi, sorry, I drank all the milk."
"Oh my God, you're such a Shed!"

"Have you put the heating on?"
"Yes, you big old Shed!"

by Lover of frogs October 02, 2013

the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

by Random Dude February 02, 2005

Shed

A group of guys who dress like tools.

Hey, Man! Did you see that shed over there?

Yeah man those guys are some tools!

by Jouse May 03, 2011

Shed

This is a word used to politly and unoffensively (if around children and the elderly or just misserable family members)say "SHIT !"

"What a load of shed!"
"You little shed!"
"What a shed head"
"Ohh SHED !!"
"Holy shed, that hurt"

by Corpse Grinder March 02, 2004