"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."
by clairem May 17, 2007
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by Shamona January 5, 2005
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by Alexander Pierce January 13, 2008
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by Tori March 22, 2004
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Kofi: Of course bro Shamona to the world and back !
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