When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.
by TheGenZod February 14, 2012
Get the Shanghai Switch-a-roo mug.A sexual act in which one partner heavily lubricates their hand and circles their hand around the other partner’s balls(at the base) and then quickly brings the hand down ringing the balls like a bell creating a gong noise.
Joe: “bro less than thirty minutes ago I got railed in the nuts by a Shanghai Slider”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”
by GhengisKangaroo August 7, 2019
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Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.
by The Twentieth Man April 28, 2011
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.From an Ally McBeal episode where Lucy Liu said to her co work that she will give him the "Shanghai Grab". Which by inferred definition of the "rub and tug" by an Asian women with Chinese descent.
As defined above, the Lucy Liu saying she will give a shanghai grab to a coworker in the office whom she is having sexual relations with.
by Deeznuts4u April 23, 2011
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"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016
Get the Shanghai Special mug.by Jester Hoffman October 20, 2016
Get the Shanghai Hydropump mug.When you tie someone up and grow a shaft of bamboo up their juicy rectum causing anal splintering and eventually you become one with nature and Buddha himself.
"Hey John how many months has it been since you checked on the progress of Jennifer's Shanghai Bamboo Chute."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."
by squeaalerrrrr May 16, 2018
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