by Kenedy Amber OX April 6, 2009
Get the sham mug.A decorative pillow case that you're not supposed to sleep on. Therefore, as a pillow case, it does not exist. Therefore, it is a "sham". It's is a lie, an evil trick played on people who WANT to sleep on a decorative pillow case. And they could, if it wasn't a sham.
"Dude, I had to sleep on my shams last night, it's was really weird, I didn't feel it at all. It's like it was invisible."
"Maybe that's because it's a sham."
"Maybe that's because it's a sham."
by dextromethorfriend November 25, 2011
Get the Sham mug.by whoolybully February 10, 2012
Get the Sham mug.1) I had to sham my cd in my cd player now its stuck.
2) I shammed all my clothes in my drawer now it won't open.
2) I shammed all my clothes in my drawer now it won't open.
by Anita Peter June 10, 2009
Get the Sham mug.slang for self-stimulation; acronym for Stay Home And Masturbate; generally used as an excuse when one does not want to participate in social activities/events. Can also be used to as a synonym for masturbation, regardless of whether or not the subject actually stayed home.
"Hey Nadia, we're going to Shenanigans tonight, you coming?"
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."
"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."
"I shammed last night."
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."
"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."
"I shammed last night."
by dra1nbead December 15, 2014
Get the sham mug.A young rich person who , never quits or back downs on nothing, he/she might not be the best boy/girlfriend you'll ever have ,
But he/she is surely the most powerful one .
But he/she is surely the most powerful one .
Sham is here . Sham is here !
by Sh5:2k April 18, 2018
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