April Panic Shagging

Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.

As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.

Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?

Guy2: Not the hot one?!

Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging

by TW98 June 4, 2011

Shower Shagging

To have passionate sex. While in the shower. Normally anal.

I caught Vince shower shagging, with J.D, the family pet.

by Jole Flifl June 11, 2010

cat shagging

Out on the town- drinking, partying, picking up random women for sex ...etc

I have been cat shagging on the weekends.

by Erfan October 5, 2013

butt shagging

Getting the heck out of town. Leaving the area.

It's butt shagging time!

by Denny March 2, 2005

Megatron Shagging a Labrador

Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.

Wagwan bruv wanna see megatron shagging a labrador

by Kyhnel April 10, 2019

Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.

by Little Scamp May 17, 2010

Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure

My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality

by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019