Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

by Jesus D. August 14, 2008

scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.

Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.

by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme

2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!

by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

Scrotey

Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.

"Settle down, Scrotey!"

by scrotey13 October 11, 2012

scrote stick

common annoyance in the male population. when the scrotum (nutsack) is sat against for too long or becomes sweaty, it sticks to the side of the leg. often accompanied by itchiness

"Dude I was sitting watching the movie for so long when I stood up I had to fix my scrote stick"

by la crav May 1, 2006

serotonin bomb

When on the drug MDMA (Ecstasy) as serotonin trickles down your spinal cord someone stands behind the intoxicated and push all their muscles on their back upwards and into their head as the person receiving the serotonin bomb hyperventilates, they then rub their shoulders and have the person stand up extremely fast causing a burst of renewed serotonin.

I was getting into a bad roll and K gave me a serotonin bomb, I was better in seconds.

by TheRainbowPanda May 19, 2009