Squench

Any and every word that can be used.

I squenchily squenched your mom's squenchy squench last night.

by SQUENCH October 19, 2010

squenched

a word made up by illiterate people to replace the actual word squished. usually used by underpriveleged southerners, or people with down syndrome.

wow, my legs were squenched the whole time. im going to go beat my child

by hfhabvhasdavb August 1, 2009

squench

Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.

"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."

by P.U. Willy January 27, 2014

Squench

While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks

see the tokyo shuffle

We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough

by xhollywoodx January 11, 2006

Fauxbonacci Sequence

A Fibonacci Sequence gone terribly awry at some point.

0,1,1,2,3,5,7,12- it's a Fauxbonacci Sequence!

by glacial23 November 5, 2010

The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence)

Fox News

Man the way those faux reporters echo each other's lies and distortions, it's like they are like The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) eating each other's shit.

by Franklin Delano Roosevomit April 27, 2011

Squench

To alter my face in a position of disgust or frustration

I saw a bug running across the floor, I killed it but it made my face squench up. Yuck!

by The original Queen Bee September 8, 2019