half-sender

A person that doesn’t send the text they meant to or sends half of it.

Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.

by Yato_1 November 4, 2017

The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006

Half Sender

Also known as “Ella” the biggest half sender who has ever lived. She only half sends and never full sends for the boys

Wow, Ella is such a half sender

by FullSender69420 March 21, 2020

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.

Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.

by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010

Half Sender

Someone who doesn’t know how to send Governor Murphy

Governor Murphy is a half sender, telling Nelk they aren’t welcome to NJ.

by mattrlyn September 16, 2020

Return To Sender

When you inject semen into your balls through a heroin needle

Hold on baby, I'm about to Return To Sender

by Bozo_Boner69 March 25, 2022

Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.

Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George

by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020