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Full Sender

A Full Sender sends everything 100% no matter the circumstances.
Kyle: What?! did Steve really chug a whole bottle of fireball before a date?

Salim: Yeah he is a real Full Sender
by OG Full Sender June 25, 2022
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just.Ganna.Sender.Bud

this is what u say before u ramp off a big ole 100 footer 5th gear just fucking pinnin it bud holder wideeee
holy fuck bud out here just build meself a new jump eh just.Ganna.Sender.Bud
by diefjxe February 4, 2021
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Back to the sender

When someone says “back to the sender,” he or she is sending a curse or bad wishes back to the sender. Usually used in christian or religious settings.
Person 1: The way you are, you will remain single forever.

Person 2: Don't curse me oh. In fact, Back to the sender.

Person 1: My village people won't leave me alone oh. Everyday is just one problem after the other
Pastor: Any negative curse placed on you, we send it back to the sender.
Person 1: Amen!
by pearl101 August 16, 2022
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return to sender

When a man reaches 65-75% of "full mast" (full erection) and has his partner tuck his twig and berries under and around his taint into his rectum.
Aaron, return to sender my erect friend.
by Ricky My Bobby July 11, 2011
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Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010
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Return to Sender

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender
Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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Return to Sender

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl last night and she was so wet when she came she shot my load back and it stuck to the wall

Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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