I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman
by SmallyK February 10, 2005
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Get the ScuseTheGoose mug.The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.
(while watching South Park on tv)
Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?
Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?
by southpark948 September 13, 2007
Get the Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? mug.In certain parts of Ireland the word scut was used to tell off their children. Like feck is the softer version of fuck. Scut would have been used in this way as it was the softer version of shite. Being a lad from the West of Ireland this word was bandied about in my area quite a bit.
Scut would have been shortened from scutter which as any farmer will tell you is not a pretty sight out the backside of an afflicted cow (terribly bad liquid diarrhoea). So when your ma was saying 'you're some scut,' 'you little scut,' or 'come here you scut ya,' she was calling you a shit or a shite but in the nice clean way. Not swearing at all was she!
Also is you were on the town for a night out and say, the food you ate turned out to be bad, you might find yourself sitting on the loo for a few days after evacuating your bowels at a tremendous rate you would have a 'dose of the scuts.'
If someone is talking shit or shite in certain parts of Ireland they could be said to be 'talking pure scutter.'
Scut would have been shortened from scutter which as any farmer will tell you is not a pretty sight out the backside of an afflicted cow (terribly bad liquid diarrhoea). So when your ma was saying 'you're some scut,' 'you little scut,' or 'come here you scut ya,' she was calling you a shit or a shite but in the nice clean way. Not swearing at all was she!
Also is you were on the town for a night out and say, the food you ate turned out to be bad, you might find yourself sitting on the loo for a few days after evacuating your bowels at a tremendous rate you would have a 'dose of the scuts.'
If someone is talking shit or shite in certain parts of Ireland they could be said to be 'talking pure scutter.'
You're some scut.
Come here you scut ya.
You little scut.
He has a dose of the scuts.
He's talking pure scutter.
Come here you scut ya.
You little scut.
He has a dose of the scuts.
He's talking pure scutter.
by Aidan Courtney June 14, 2007
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Sea Scout: What did you do this weekend?
Boy Scout: I slept in a tent, then walked in the forest, how about you?
Sea Scout: I climbed robe, went sailing, fixed a 200hp engine, and played on a fucking aircraft carrier. Oh i also saved someones life.
Boy Scout: Well i had s'mores.
Sea Scout: Wow you must have had fun at your tea party. put some pants on and join Sea Scouts
Boy Scout: I slept in a tent, then walked in the forest, how about you?
Sea Scout: I climbed robe, went sailing, fixed a 200hp engine, and played on a fucking aircraft carrier. Oh i also saved someones life.
Boy Scout: Well i had s'mores.
Sea Scout: Wow you must have had fun at your tea party. put some pants on and join Sea Scouts
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Get the scute mug.Scusi! A word that means 'excuse me' in Italian when spelt right, but can also be used to gain attention of a group of insane teenagers who are misbehaving during class or otherwise not paying attention. Can also mean 'shut up'.
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