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Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
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scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.
"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012
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scratchy lips

When you kiss people so much your lips become dry and get mono
Omg Steven made me have scratchy lips
by Scratchy lips May 13, 2018
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Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against
After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
by dimas porokas April 12, 2008
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Scratchy

Filthy young pretending to be conscius about activism that derives in chaos
The scratchy broke the door.
by Cuenta Pública January 15, 2018
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Itchy-Scratchy

When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.
"That boy won't stop looking at me"

"It's giving itchy-scratchy"
by Starchild42 May 30, 2022
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itchy and scratchy

wow he's such a itchy and scratchy!
by ginger m1nge June 10, 2022
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