Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
Get the Itchies & Scratchiesmug. by opopopopo-opijyhu December 23, 2023
Get the MY ASS IS SCRATCHYmug. My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
by epicinator November 5, 2022
Get the Itchy scratchymug. "Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012
Get the scratchy-gasmmug. by Scratchy lips May 13, 2018
Get the scratchy lipsmug. Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.
by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011
Get the Scratchymug. 