Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
Get the Itchies & Scratchiesmug. My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
by epicinator November 5, 2022
Get the Itchy scratchymug. "Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012
Get the scratchy-gasmmug. When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
Get the Scratchy Bum-Holemug. When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.
Can be addictive like a drug.
Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
by chazz122 July 29, 2012
Get the scratchy-gasmmug. by Scratchy lips May 13, 2018
Get the scratchy lipsmug. 