Lucky Scottsdale

The act of getting plastic surgery performed while snorting cocaine in overpriced clothing.

Kim spent $20,000 on a Lucky Scottsdale this weekend at Fasion Square and still looks like shit.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

snottsdale

A nickname for Scottsdale Arizona, used to describe it and its residents, who can sometimes be snobby or snotty

Man what a bitch, she must be from Snottsdale

by DMAZ June 21, 2007

scottdale

Scottdale is a very small town- Sheetz is the best place to go around here- Vapor Den is the best business in the town- Weird kids like smoking cigs at the parks and act cool- Also kids hang out at their parents attic and smoke gas and play fortnite! Welcome to Scottdale

-Where you from?

scottdale

Tf is that?
-You know where Mount Pleasent is?
No haha
-Well idk what to f*ckn tell you, look at a map

-Yo wanna go to loucks Park and Hang and do weird stuff?
Yah dude lemme finish this cig with my mom than ill ride my bike over!!
-Sounds good man.

by Scottdale, Pa May 21, 2018

snotsdale

What everyone who doesn't live in Scottsdale AZ calls Scottsdale. Mainly because of the perception that all residents of Scottsdale have a condescending attitude.

I really need to do some heavy duty shopping but I don't want to go to Snotsdale.

by hahum May 6, 2008

Scottdale, Pennsylvania

A small hick town in southwestern Pennsylvania where everyone thinks that they are either professional athletes or rap on SoundCloud. All the old people claim it was a great town when they were kids, but they all have Alzheimer's from breathing soot from the coal ovens. The majority of 14 year olds are either smoker, knocked up or in a gang. Thely town where you can get blasted off coke with your uncle on a lawnmower. The cops are dicks, there is nothing to do, and if you think Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania has trashy teenagers, come down the road to good old Scumdale and see for yourself.

Friend: Man I feel like I wanna drag race by Sheetz in Scottdale, Pennsylvania.
Me: Oh no you don't, nobody wants to get stopped by a Scottdale cop.

by PersonYouKnow005 May 22, 2018

Scottsdalian Wrap-up

This is a very difficult task to accomplish, but acquires strength, agility, and extreme thrusting powers. Its when a man thrusts so hard that both testicles jam up in the vagina causing a blood clot in the clitorial area. Thus speaking the man walks away unharmed, on the other hand, the lady wadles away to the E.R. (In much pain....)

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR AMATEUR SEXERS

" Dude i heard that your sister got a Scottsdalian Wrap-up last night and that she had internal bleeding for over a month!!"

" No way man you heard that story!! That was all me man!!! HAHAA sucks for that bitch I never even liked her HA!"

by The Sexifier September 28, 2009