scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

iggy and scorch

A nerdy , inventive goblin riding atop a lava spitting dinosaur

Iggy and scorch work well together.

by Jewishpizza August 9, 2017

scorched rail

When you've had soo much sex your member looks like a bbq'd weenie

"Man, I had soo much tail this weekend my dick looks like a scorched rail"

by Brent Hart April 5, 2007

Scorch Valera

The cutest person ever

You're so cute, you look like Scorch Valera

by Kenjaku July 31, 2023

Scorching The Earth

When someone, in a last-ditch effort to get rid of a virus, deletes everything completely off a computer and reinstalls windows.

Origin: When trying to combat illnesses, the CDC or variant for that country will set things on fire to contain the spread of infection. They will burn dead bodies, towns, clothes, food, and even the ground with flamethrowers if there is a reason to believe the virus/bacterium could survive in dirt.

I tried AVG, Avast, Casperky... all of them. I ended up scorching the earth.

by wakkadoodooo June 28, 2012

Scorch for chunky

Where you burn the top of your dick, so that when you cum it comes out chunky.

Yo, my dick hurts from when I scorch for chunky last night

by BjayAndrews May 30, 2022