Scooter

A term that describes a really ugly and/or fat chick that you are having sex with or are secretly dating. Because scooters are a lot of fun to ride, until your friends see you riding it.
It looks like _______ (Your name here) is out riding his scooter again.
by Scooter King June 10, 2007
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Scooter

A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.
"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"
by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009
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Scooter's

A famous bar on Highway 17 near Savannah, GA. It's owned by Ray. Ice cold tallboys, only $0.79! Come on down!
Hey, Dale, are you going to Scooter's tonight? I heard there were going to be some hot hoochies there!
by BJ August 25, 2004
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A scooter

A female that you would or did ride but you wouldn't want to see your friends riding her
that girl isnt that hot but she is a scooter
by Cpt. Ghetto July 18, 2009
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Scooter

Devrived from "boot scooter."

A 'Scooter' is somebody who wears thick tan jackets, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, ...... yet does not work on a farm or ranch. They often sport a male camel toe and chew copenhaagen.

A common stereotype in small town high schools.
Person 1: Did you see those Scooters at taco night? They were drinking a coors on their tail gate and blairing Sweet Home Alabama

Person 2: Yup, they are Scooters alright
by Lease42 October 24, 2010
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Scooter

a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though
by peet October 19, 2003
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Scooter

A fun 'toy' for small children and teens, if you can call it a 'toy' but it has a extremely bad dark side of this object, now this 'object' is pretty fun to ride around on pause, but you ever just grab your scooter and swing it? But you don't want to actually hurt yourself but it doesn't anyways straight PURE pain on your ankle. Forget breaking bones or giving birth now this is the worst thing for anybody if you have felt that you know that the scooter is built of STRONG MATERIAL THAT IS BUILT TO PURE SEND STRAIGHT STRONG PAIN WAVES THROUGH OUT YOUR LEG IF YOU SWING IT!
Me: Hey, you ever feel the pain of a scooter my guy? Friend: Of course forget birth that HURTS!!
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