scooter

noun.

aweome kid, aka god. habitually smokes marijuana. has an aweome sister and brudder.(:

girl:gee wilikers, he sure is a scooter.

by scoooo.(: January 2, 2011

scooter

The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.

Man. That Beer Scooter last night sure gave a smooth ride home.

by George Best April 10, 2003

Scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends... a mean mothertrucker who is a jerk and takes it in the ass

Ew u pulled a scooter!

by Tony Pastor October 27, 2004

scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)

1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."

by oldtigercub March 21, 2011

Scooter

Lit thing that people like to ride at skateparks with friends

Can u backie on that scooter

by xXAidoAXx January 28, 2018

Scooter

Someone that lurks around. More commonly referred to as a “School-Shooter” in harsher terms.

Those kids don’t talk to anyone, they’re such scooters

by Jskiyurd July 4, 2018

scooter

a dildo that Gay boys ride all day

Wilson rode his scooter all day

by Thotaloty June 11, 2018