schwane

something totally cool. worthy of the words: sweet and beans.
OR
a response said only because you weren't really paying attention to the conversation.

dude1: "you know the lottery?"
dude2: "yea..."
dude1: "yea, well, i won it."
dude2: "schwane."

dude1: "I set fire to my old lady's cat the other day"
dude2: "schwane."

by theeflyer October 17, 2008

Schwanephobia

The fear of everything related to or about Schwanekamp.

"Dude, I totally suffer from Schwanephobia."

"I've got Schwanephobia after that last test."

by johnmilller,esq. February 19, 2009

Schwaggeddy

Usually a term used in graphing to describe a messy line or graph, but can be used to describe anything untidy or slipshod. Also, this term is mainly used by math geeks and teachers.

These graphs are unacceptable and way too schwaggeddy, use a ruler!

by areedj7 May 14, 2011

Schtacked

To be at a level of intoxication, past most human standards, where blacking out seems imminent and unavoidable.

Mark: Boys, I drank a 40 of Whiskey with George! I had two pitchers of beer and that weed cookie is starting to kick in! I'm fuckin' Schtacked!

by Sweet-Teets101 May 21, 2011

schwankie

A man that will do anything to get out of work. He'll show up after you set everything up and be all "oh everything is all done? swaggggg" and leave.

schwankie is so swag.

by swaggerthanthem October 28, 2011

Schlanted

fucked up or high

Person 1: "how you doing man"
Person 2: "Bitch I'm SCHLANTED

by sadboynate August 28, 2018

SCHWANGDANGLE

A term used to bamboozle people

I SCHWANGDANGLE UR SCHRUTLE - FazeTrap69

by GnarlyZ February 8, 2019