Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

by D-Baggger October 11, 2008

Schmerfect

A better word than perfect

Your actually Schmerfect shxyy

by FxckRyaan December 12, 2013

Schmergle

To take multiple ideas and smoosh them into one coherent word or statement

After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.

by NSFWMel August 31, 2022

schuberty

1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.

The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.

by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

schmer

1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.

person 1: where did you place my cooking apron
person 2:schmer

by jacko stanton January 9, 2006

miles schuler

another word for the imposter

you are being a sus miles schuler

by fawefwaeawefawef October 9, 2021