Don't piss me off or I'll punch you in the schnepper
by Danienov December 2, 2011
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Mark: Wow, just unleashed the most horrendous schnerker. It smells like James' bed did after the Parham incident. Oh God
Tom: I'm glad I just started eating.
Mark: It was so sloppy
Tom: I'm glad I just started eating.
Mark: It was so sloppy
by 110YD5 April 6, 2015
Get the schnerker mug.a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.
i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i
crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin
scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel
crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D
crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin
scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel
crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D
by stitchz July 29, 2006
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Get the shnerpls mug.The only english word, other than fuck and forms of fuck, that can be: an adjective, verb, noun, and a pronoun. This word can be replaced in it's original form for any word(s) in any sentence and situation. Due to the flexibility of this word, it became highly popular in the 1490's when Great Britains were feeling tard-fucked due to the thought that the world might be round.
Schnerle!!!! I haven't schnergled you for such a long time. How Schnergle have you been? Gettin any strange schnergle? I got this one piece of schnergle that was tight as an ugly third grader. I schnergled the schnerg outta her.
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