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Stefani Schultz

thee hottest girl that god put on this planet
Guy 1:Did you see that girl over there she was almost as hot as Stefani Schultz?!

Guy 2: Impossible.
by ahhh!!!! March 9, 2009
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Dirty Schultz

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.
by Cowboymac12 December 7, 2007
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Schultz

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.
by rdfyerytrw January 23, 2010
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schmutzka

Extraordinary man, not by his powers but by his habits, way of thinking and acting, behaviour etc. Based upon hero from epoch of romantism. Thus, called romantic.
He is Schmutzka, he is not normal kind of human being.
by Schmutzka December 20, 2007
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schmutzel

Verb: to mingle, hobknob, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
Noun: one who mingles, hobknobs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

Sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.
Robert knew that if he was going to get a documentary about his gay father green lighted, he'd have to really schmutzel the execs at HBO.
by Lolita Hacksaw September 9, 2014
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schmutz

"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)
Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg
English, You are very dirty
by You dont need to know that November 10, 2007
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schultzie

a method of fingering a girl by playing the nervous game; the giver puts their hand on the females lower thigh and continues to move their hand upwards towards the vagina on the outside of their pants, they continue and go back down the other leg, once they reach the opposite knee, they move back to the vagina and put their hand in the females pants progressing to getting their hand in her vagina
"He was a horny bastard so he pulled a "schultzie" to get in her pants."
by J UNIT July 16, 2008
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