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Schmuck

You are a schmuck.

YES YOU!
by big black penismonger August 17, 2009
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Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.
"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"
by Princs January 8, 2012
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Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.
The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death
by Theschmucker March 19, 2017
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Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
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Schmuck

This definition of a Schmuck is Brodie aka the Schmuck circle leader
Brodie is a schmuck
by Schmuck gang September 10, 2019
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Schmuck

the yiddish word meanin idiot
oy that schmuck has no idea what he's talking about
by Fairy tail fanatic January 10, 2015
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Schmuck

a foolish or contemptible person. also known as a person who frequents Fedmyster's streams
the_great_schmuck LULW
by schoolisveryhardgang August 19, 2018
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