Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

Schmoogle

To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.

Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.

by Schmoogle August 7, 2015

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

Schmoigety

a person of lower or less than normal intelligence. someone who lacks common sense.

That guy is a complete schmoigety.

by colbycheese July 1, 2009

Schmooged

To get wasted or drunk. Lots of alcohol consumtion. To be intoxicated.

Betty and John got schmooged last night. Im going out to get my schmooged on.

by emtgurlmel July 21, 2009

schmorgle

To massively cuddle or tackle an animal. To hug the hate or sadness out of them.

I have been away from home for a week, I'm going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

by What are you doing in Canada? May 23, 2017

Schooletic

A student who is keen into learning. He/she/it/they is/are anxious to miss schoolwork.

Danisse is always in the honor roll list. She is such a schooletic!

by JuanEyronCarylGay December 17, 2021