schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011

schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.

Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.

by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018

Schloom

The noise a tree makes when taking in carbon dioxide from the atmosphere

“ did u hear the Schloom that tree made, the air seems more fresh already!”

by EllieH14 November 23, 2018

Schloom

The noise your sweaty hands make on the gym mat

“Bloody Hell Lottie, I’ve worked hard tonight. Did u hear the schloom I made?! “

by EllieH14 June 10, 2019

Schlorpadrop

Pooping and cumming into a drink and having one's mother take a drink.

Yo homes joey's mother Schlorpadroped me last night. I bet her tum tum don't feel so well after that.

by Azorbi July 16, 2019

Schloopy

To slap a titty.

She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.

by MrFuxsWell December 7, 2019

Schloopian

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020