I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
Get the Lord and Savior Jesus Christmug. An all powerful being of infinite power and strength. He created our universe and many others. All hail lord Pepe.
He comes down to Earth in the form of a sad frog representing all dead memes. He suffered for our sins.
He comes down to Earth in the form of a sad frog representing all dead memes. He suffered for our sins.
by trollinator42069 April 25, 2017
Get the Our Lord and Savior Pepemug. All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.
by M3m3M4ch1n3 June 5, 2018
Get the Our lord and savior Cthulhumug. by m3ll0h1 April 25, 2021
Get the Mitski Our Lord And Saviormug. A “white savior” refers to a white person who is depicted or perceived as rescuing or helping non-white people in a way that is often seen as self-serving, patronizing, or reinforcing stereotypes of racial superiority. This concept is frequently criticized for perpetuating a narrative where people of color are depicted as helpless or inferior, requiring white intervention to achieve progress or success.
by Rebelcow234 May 25, 2024
Get the White Saviormug. A modified, upgraded version of a white savior - basically a Chomsky/Zinn reading America flagellant who props up indigenous cultures as unassailable paragons of humanity and believes the only way to solve environmental crises is to bring down the entirety of modern, industrial civilization and return all the land to the roughly 2% of the world's population that is indigenous, etc.
People who claim opposition to electric vehicles, solar/wind power are clearly nothing more than green saviors who won't be satisfied until the whole of industrial civilization collapses and the earth is rid of 98% of humanity.
by Quarrellousquaker September 5, 2023
Get the Green Saviormug. People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
Get the Sofa Saviormug.