Satislie

A satislie is a lie you tell someone to satisfy them.

Joe told his wife a satislie about what he was doing after work.

by sneat January 18, 2010

satisifed

A made up word that ITT tech and people with the IQ of "furniture" use for surveys.

How satisifed are you with the faculty?
A: Agree
B: Disagree

by JohnnyMayHymn October 21, 2011

Satified

1. When you ejaculate with weak force, kind of like when it bubbles over the penis. Usually caused by being blasted in the testicles way too much.

2. Another word for pre-mature ejaculation.

person: *Fake names* Lacey hit josh in the balls so hardl ast night that he satified on hisgirl, and she started freaking out.

by Phigdizzle November 6, 2007

Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

satisfice

to sacrifice oneself in order to satisfy somebody.

He is a sort of person who always satisfices.

by uttam maharjan March 7, 2011

satisfier

see shocker

I got her with the satisfier.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

satisfiedsatan

a cool person, who isn't actually satan. this person is serious at times and the life of the party at other times. they can NEVER be satisfied.

Person 1: "did you hear what Jennifer did?"
Person 2: "she's such a satisfiedsatan"
Person 1: "what does that mean?"
Person 2: "it means she's insane"

by satisfiedsatan March 23, 2017