saltburger

another name for jr.bacon cheeseburger

1. Small Frosty, fries, #5 meal, and three saltburgers, please.

2. "No, I don't want food." "Not even a saltburger?"

by Ann on a Maus March 26, 2007

Sadburgers

When you're not really lovin' it...

Hey man, how was your hamburgers?
It wasn't a hamburger, it was sadburgers

by That delicious fruit May 22, 2017

assburger

when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns

last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack

by hhhhhhhhhuh November 17, 2019

Assburgers

a disease where you have burgers in your ass

"yo this cartman burger shit is delicious, i wonder what their secret is"

"it's because Cartman has Assburgers"

"wait what."

by kissmitski December 12, 2021

Smashburger

A place where Burger King and Dairy Queen have sex.

Burger King and Dairy Queen were doing their business at Smashburger yesterday and they had lots of fun.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

Assburgers Syndrome

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.

Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass

Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023

AssBurgerMobile

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.

Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.

by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025