smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Sashaed

Taking a blond moment to the fullest

You totally just sashaed yourself, how can you forget where YOU put the presents

by BRezmer July 27, 2018

Smashed the carry button

To absolutely go off and put the whole squad on your back. When one person is the sole reason the team succeeds.

Example 1:
Jeff: “Sicko mode” is a banger, but it’d be way worse without the Drake part.
Melvin: Yeah Bro, he lowkey smashed the carry button.

Example 2:
Dustin: Ay, did you boys catch a vicroy last night?
Jamaal: Fuck yeah dawg, and Marcus had 19 kills.
Dustin: Damn, that boy smashed the carry button.

by DeadHorse00 July 3, 2020

a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

bag of smashed assholes

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep

"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

by khole April 20, 2006

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006