Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm

by Pettyswap September 12, 2020

Sargasm

The satisfying and pleasurable feeling you get after being sarcastic toward someone or something

“That sarcastic comment I just made gave me a sargasm”
“That argument was so sargasmic”

by PizzleSard May 7, 2021

Sargasm

Used to describe a fake orgasm

I'm pretty sure this chick didn't enjoy the sex last night at all. Her sargasms were so obvious

by BalisticBagel July 23, 2021

Sargasm

When you get hit so HARD by a sarcastic comeback that you can do nothing but smile and give congrats.

Right on !!!.....your sarcasm bout gave me a Sargasm!!

by Punkin head scruggs April 1, 2022

Sargasm

The moment of pure pleasure you receive from being totally sarcastic!

I was so sarcastic with a telemarketer that I had a sargasm!

by RanMan318 May 26, 2022

Sargasm

The end result of speaking down to someone in a condescending tone until they hate-fuck the ever loving shit out of you.

I was such a a prick to Jennifer last night, that she gave me the best sargasm of my fucking life.

by Jacquestopus June 16, 2024

Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

by LeoNidas April 3, 2013