santaing

A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.

Hey Mr Nonce, stop santaing my kids

by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021

Santa

A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".

"Oh shit, santa came to my house last night and I cant find anybody"

by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020

Santa

A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.

“Hey, Theres Santa He tried to kill my bro so grab the sawed off shotgun and kill that fat cunt”

by Childhood destroyer December 6, 2017

The Santa

Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.

John: Where were you last night on christmas eve??
You: I was performing the Santa..

by bigboi12369 April 5, 2021

Santa

A criminal scumbag who should start paying his taxes right this instant.

Resolved: Santa ought to pay his taxes

by RealAndGoodDebateFacts December 21, 2020

Santa

An anagram of SATAN
Hes lonely too cos his wife dumped him

Child:Do u think santa is real?
Mom: hes the fucking devil

by dbevsuknnnnnnncf7i6tmfugnytncv November 23, 2021

Santa

The hecking hecker who broke into my hecking house to fuck my mom and eat my stuff. Then I found and tortured him, only letting him go after he signed a contract obligating him to bring me shit every Christmas so that I don't rat him out.

Look, Diana, it's that piece of shit, Santa! Make sure to bring me something good next Christmas you asshole!

by Largigest cheezy boi December 30, 2020