Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 19, 2009
When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA
Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.
It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.
It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
by Freakishly tall couple January 20, 2008
When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm
by M2B2D2 March 28, 2015
Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
by Mountie09 May 21, 2009
by besticle September 6, 2008
When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
by stonetastifulrumptious March 6, 2016
The roads In San Antonio are so crazy and weaving that they resemble a pasta bowl hence the San Antonio pasta bowl.
by RPGthegreat February 24, 2019