San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 19, 2009
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San Antonio Stuffy nose

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
by Freakishly tall couple January 20, 2008
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San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm
Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.
by M2B2D2 March 28, 2015
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Mt. San Antonio College

Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.

It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"

Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
by Mountie09 May 21, 2009
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San Antonio Stuffy Nose

pounding the shit out of your girls nose with your dick instead of being in her vajay or arse
my girl has crabs so i just give her a san antonio stuffy nose instead
by besticle September 06, 2008
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San Antonio sigma splooge

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen
I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together
by ihtrle April 29, 2024
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When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017
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