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Salty pie

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.
We should try doing a salty pie onight
by Johnny S. February 5, 2019
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salty blowfish

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio
Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?
by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019
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Safety husband

A safety husband is a close friend that you love and who you have agreed to marry and or hand a kid with once you’ve reached a certain age if you both remain single.

''Deal! I'm your safety husband''
If we are still single by 30 will you be my safety husband?
by trinity monae November 8, 2021
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Edgeless-safety-cube

Portal Sphere Cube Edgeless-safety-cube
by Willaam May 13, 2011
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safety game

Doorknob is a game in which participants are supposed to say "safety" after they flatuate before other participants say "doorknob". This is known as "calling doorknob". If other participants call doorknob before the flatulater calls safety, then the non-flatuting participants are encouraged to physically assault the flatulater until he or she touches a doorknob. The game is generally assumed to be continuously active, and participants are frequently forced into the game unexpectedly, even against their will.
Rules of safety game
When an individual flatuates, he or she must say the word "safety" in a clear tone so as to be heard by those around him.
If the individual fails to say "safety", participants may say the word "doorknob".
At that time, participants may physically punish the individual who flatuated.
The individual must immediately seek a doorknob 1 and touch it. Once the individual touches said doorknob, the beating must cease.

Variations
Many variations exist when doorknobs are either not accessible, or too accessible. A common variation is to replace the doorknob with something that the participants consider undesirable to touch, or something that is impossible, or nearly so, to touch.

Footnotes
^ In strict canon, only a true doorknob is eligible for play. However, in many social circles, house rules have been developed to allow the use of latches, handles, and other devices depending on the general availability of true knobs.
by lee milton May 24, 2006
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Salty Cowboy

The oral act of licking sweat from a cowboys nut sack to his asshole, with specific consideration for the chode, after a tough day in the saddle.
"Courtney gave me a Salty Cowboy, after I fixed her porch".
by Jcover May 23, 2014
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salty

Being salty is when you are upset over something little.
He was so salty after he died in smash bros
by Nerdycatgamer April 24, 2017
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