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Screen Time

A terrible feature that takes away kids/teens happiness and freedom.
Alexi: Wanna play roblox?
Stormi: Sorry dude I have Screen Time.
by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn March 15, 2021
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natural screen

When smoking marijuana, a piece of the nug is broken off and squished flat. It is then placed at the bottom of the bowl to block the shake from getting sucked through, while still providing airflow.

Maximizes your weed.

Another tip is (if you see a trail of smoke coming from the bowl) to cap it and cut off oxygen so the cherry stops burning. Otherwise extra THC is burnt off and wasted.

The carb must be blocked for non-water pipes.
Hey don't suck that shit through I don't have a natural screen.

I'm glad I read about natural screens on urban dictionary cuz it's been saving me lots of sticky.
by notmyrealhandle April 26, 2011
mugGet the natural screenmug.

second screening

The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.
During the Zoom staff meeting, Mollie second screened and caught up on her emails.

Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.
by MikeInDC October 27, 2020
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bong screen

the screen is the guaze or mesh in the bowl of the bong which stops the cherry falling down the tube, but allows smoke through. should be cleaned or changed when it becomes dirty or charred.
when i pack a fresh bowl i clean the bong screen (cypress hill - hits from the bong)
by dug October 7, 2006
mugGet the bong screenmug.

Screen Time

Screen Time is a word used to describe what parents try to fucking end all teenager's enjoyments because adults are dumbasses. Often used by parents to annoy the hell out of kids and fear monger any potential harm to their kids ("hurts

their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.
Mom: "Jimmy, get off your Xbox! And what ever that stupid game is about the wild west! Your two seconds of Screen Time is up!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"
by adulthater1 April 23, 2019
mugGet the Screen Timemug.

main screen

Something that needs to be turned on to see "CATS" an intergallactic Nazi.
by Tookar April 13, 2005
mugGet the main screenmug.

Speed Screen

Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.

A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.

The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.

Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
by captmurk November 14, 2013
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