by Chumpstien August 25, 2011
When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)
by Ants on a log May 15, 2019
a sickness which occurs in the stomach, usually, but not always, casuing extreme sickness that may induce vomiting or dry heeves/ usually untreatable with medical aid (with the exception of Peptobismol); person with the gut rut has to wait for the sickness to pass before being alleviated; however, the sickness may be overcome sooner with ginger ale, candy cane, or other peppermint hard candies, another home remedy to relieve the feeling almost immediatedly is to burn a piece of toast, then use the toast as a filter and run water through it and drink the water/ Gut Rut is more commonly referred to as the stomach bug, stomach virus, stomach ache, belly ache,
by poeticheartMERH February 05, 2010
In the event of a dry spell, having intercourse with someone you would not normally consider attractive, i.e. having sex with someone ugly simply since you are stuck in a rut.
bro #1:"dude, she's not that cute, but I'd totally rut fuck her."
bro #2:"bro, you did rut fuck her!"
bro #1: "that was one time!!!"
bro #2:"bro, you did rut fuck her!"
bro #1: "that was one time!!!"
by thatwasonetime December 12, 2011
A euphemism for having anal intercourse, especially in circumstances where "butt fucking" is inappropriate.
by Scott Masters September 04, 2007
A rut tutt is the act of placing your index finger and middle finger together and giving a light upwards tap under the chin of a friend or aquantaince causes them to clank their teeth together or if your real mean causing them to bite their tongue.
One of your friends has been beaking you all day at work and you want to get them back in a simple and gentle (gentle is completley up to the individual) way. you simply approach them from the side and with lightning quick reflexes give them a quick "rut tutt" to their chin. It may make them upset or aggitate them at first but once they are in the loop of the rutt tutt you can guarantee they will use this tactic on other friends
by Findiggity June 25, 2010
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