rapture-stupid

The amount of stupid needed to believe in a rapture prediction.

I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.

by wileEcoyote June 22, 2011

Rapture

The feeling the rest of the world has when all the self-righteous, religious fundamentalists disappear off the face of the earth at the same time.

"Holy shit, it's the Rapture! They're all gone! Let's party."

by D-Dubb October 17, 2013

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 8, 2004

ruptured nuptials

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

by billigan August 3, 2007

rapturebate

1. To masturbate while thinking about the Rapture, Mark of the Beast, Great Whore of Babylon, etc.

2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.

1. As Rick Santorum stood in the shower thinking about the Rapture his hands moved slowly downward and he began to Rapturebate. He imagined finally being able to tap the Jesus Hole. Yes he knew the Lord was coming soon. Yes coming. coming soon, coming soon...

2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 13, 2011

Rapture

The Return Of Jesus Christ

Are U Ready For The Rapture

by SacromentoBakers September 11, 2020

Rapture

1. The act of seizing and carrying off as prey or plunder
2. The act of carrying, or fact of being carried, onwards; force of movement
3. a. The act of carrying off a woman.
b. Rape
4. b. the Rapture (of the Church, of the Saints): the taking up of believers to heaven at the Second Coming of Christ, according to some Millenarian teaching

ahaha rapture hahahaha

by Dong Woo March 15, 2005