Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.

Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.

by Doctor Groot February 29, 2016

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it.

The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

"I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"

by poastingfromkitchen December 29, 2007

Rule 34

Rule 34 is porn. Most people hate it, but if you don’t like it don’t look at it!

Person: If it exists there is porn of it, you can’t do anything about it people!
Person2: I hate rule 34

by FuryTheFox August 13, 2018

Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".

Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!

by MrBober June 19, 2021

Rule 34

Porn

Rule 34 Website full of tons of porn my little pony has alot of porn and furry rule 34

by Mlpfan3 February 1, 2023

Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 24, 2018

Rule 34

A rule that basically states that if something exists , it has or will inevitably have a porn version of it at one point.

Person A : Ayoo what is spongbob doing

Person B : ever heard of rule 34 ?

by DefMas August 7, 2023