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Ivy League Rowing Team

An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."
by Chet Rockwood August 15, 2009
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rowing

Rowing is a sport that originated in Europe. It has a strong following in Europe and only a moderate following in the United States. In the U.S. it is mainly a high school and collegiate sport. It is a very difficult, yet also very rewarding sport. That not only pushes the body, but also requires a lot of skill and know-how.
UConn has a sweet men's crew team. Yes, UConn has teams other then basketball. Check out the UConn crew team and learn more about rowing at www.ucmenscrew.com
by Hand of Death 5 April 29, 2006
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Jk Rowling

Do you like JK Rowling?
No, fuck that transphobe!
by MonoKun September 23, 2020
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rowing

see crew for a better definition of the sport.
Rowing, the sport of the gods.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 22, 2006
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rowling

Rowling (to rowl) is to decide retroactively that a character in a work of fiction represented a marginalized community of the creator's choosing all along, even though they had neglected to write it into the source material. In the best cases, it's a nod to a particularly beloved fanon who really want to see confirmation of popular theories where it could exist. In the worst cases, it's an attempt for creator's to appear more inclusive and progressive than they really are.
Looks like Jojo hasn't caused another uproar on twitter in a while... wonder if she will rowl someone soon. Who's left? I personally don't

Blizzard keeps rowling their characters, like how Symmetra is now canonically autistic and canonically Tracer is now a lesbian. They almost say something but neglect to mention how they should have been thinking about these traits in the first place rather than do it retroactively to look inclusive. But also, gay Tracer is cute...
by Jwc777 May 29, 2018
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taking a extreme dosage of robotusin. cuases blurred vision, nusea, extreme weirdness, and lack of motor skills
Brittney: dude are you rowing?
Torrie: yeah
Michelle: im rowing on robo ((robotusin))
by Victoria Gogenhighmer February 17, 2008
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JK Rowling

Literary Genius- Author of the awesome Harry Potter series

A very pretty woman as well.
Thomas: hey john, JK Rowling is doing a book signing at the Barnes and noble over on main street, want to come?

John: definitely! what time do you want to go

Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2
by tom38 November 25, 2009
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