The nicest guy ever to exist and super cute, caring, thoughtful, helpful, understanding, and perfect
Girl: I met a guy named Roden last night and I think I’m in love
Guy: how you just met him
Girl: he’s perfect
Guy: how you just met him
Girl: he’s perfect
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by Will, Chad January 26, 2003
Get the rectum rodent mug.Dude, did you see that kid's rokenbok? It's like legos that even I, a 50 year old dude, would want to play with!!!
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Get the Rokenbok mug.Roreys are extremely attractive, with a really hot body and a massive dick. Usually hanging out with his guy friends, he'll completely cut them off no matter what just so he can be with a girl. A lot of girls fall for Rorey, but only every blue moon does he keep one, cause he's extremely picky about his women. He's also very smart, sensitive and supportive, but can be lazy, easily angered, unmotivated and shy. Rorey's usually have high intellect for their age, and can be very creative.
Some blonde: Oh my god did you hear about Hayley? She hooked up with Rorey last night
Other chick: Hah, yeah, I did a week ago, he's got the biggest cock.
Another Chick: are you guys talking about that shy guy over there?
Some Blonde: yeah
Another Chick: I thought he was a Rorey, I mean just look at that ass!
Other chick: Hah, yeah, I did a week ago, he's got the biggest cock.
Another Chick: are you guys talking about that shy guy over there?
Some Blonde: yeah
Another Chick: I thought he was a Rorey, I mean just look at that ass!
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Get the Rolen mug.Robenson is a name that only a select few can carry. There are hundreds of conditions that must be met before one can claim Robenson as a last name. Among these are..
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
Person 1: Holy shit, look at how awesome that dude is! It looks like he's not even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
by Paco the lamb June 9, 2011
Get the Robenson mug.-Yo bro did you see that guy last night gettin all the girls?
-Yeah that was Rohen my roommate, he always gets all the pussy.
-Yeah that was Rohen my roommate, he always gets all the pussy.
by coastal bro December 7, 2010
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