Roommate Flirting

the act of choosing a college roommate on Facebook from your school's page based on Facebook stalking and messaging said person back and forth

I'm not sure if I know who I'm rooming with. I've been roommate flirting with a couple people but none of them seem to be right.

by lizkow March 19, 2011

roommate sex

When you've had sex with one person in a household and then on another occasion, have sex with another person of the same household, possibly with or without the knowledge of the two parties. Not to be confused with an actual threesome.

Example 1: "So then I walked into his apartment and realized, 'Shoot, I've been here before. I was here last when I was hooking up with his roommate.'" Example 2: "So the two of them actually know each other." "Damn, roommate sex."

by keneticmotion December 5, 2013

honorary roommate

A person that does not live in an apartment, house, dorm room, or any other housing facility but spends a large amount of time and energy in the house and has been deemed a honorary roommate

Kyle doesn't live here. He is just an honorary roommate.

by Brass man May 7, 2016

Roomate Virginity

The characteristic that every human possesses until their freshman year in college when they get to live with their first roomate. Their first roomate is the one that steals the person's "roomate virginity." This causes the person to become emotionally attached to the person, and starts off what could be a loving and caring relationship. However, if one roomate does not like the other or gets sick of them, this can lead to a messy break-up. Either way, everybody will always have a special place in their heart for the person who stole their roomate virginity just the same as the first person they banged.

"Hey you must be my roomate, I'm Jason."

(shakes hand)

"Hey, I'm Nate, and here's a fun fact: I just stole your roomate virginity!"

by Nate D-O-GG December 9, 2008

Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

Roommate

Someone who claims to be your friend, but once you move in with them "forgets" to pay you back for rent/electiric/cable/ethernet, bitches about dishes in the sink when they all belong to her, forces you to get rid of your cat by pretending they are allergic to it, destroys your furniture, pretends to be depressed to get attention, and generally freaks out about the stupidest things imaginable. ie: A roommate is a spoiled bitch who either can't or refuses to clean, and is used to mommy and daddy giving her everything.

me: Can you give me the electric check?
roommate: Uh yeah....(proceeds to never give you a check until you corner her in the kitchen.)
me: Can you move your stuff out of the living room?
Roommate: Uh yeah...(never moves shit, but bitches about how the room is messy)

by Want to kill her December 18, 2005

Roommate Eric

A roommate named Eric who's super chill, always has a great family guy quote up his sleeve. He's either got a fake ID so you can get booze or is just chill and buys a handle of captain and lets you share it. He usually has a little weed, and lets you have some. Cleans up his shit and generally knows what's up.

Graig: Dude your roommate is totally chill man, we smoked out of a bong shaped like a spaceship and then we talked about boob shapes, good times.

Jacop:Yeah dude, he's a total roommate eric.

by Wetman Carruthers April 18, 2011