A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.
We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.
by Jay Loves Money June 20, 2018
Get the california roadblock mug.A roadblock is set in place when a "friend" goes down a hallway with only one exit. You stand in the hallway upon their return and rip a stanky gas bomb. Blocking their escape and Leaving them stuck in the hallway until the air cleara or having to walk through the funky fart cloud you have created.
Bill went into the closet to get a book. I followed him down the hall, and having chili for dinner I farted and left a roadblock for him. He had to read his book in the closet.
by Tdoubleo July 7, 2010
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Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!
Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.
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I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
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I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
by Robert A September 18, 2005
Get the San Fran Roadblock mug.Any amount of cars blocking the road due to violent destruction of engines, tires, or drivers. Typically used by gangsters to elude police chases.
Thug A: The cops are on our tail man!
Wheelman: No problem, just stick your Mac 10 out the window at the next intersection and we'll setup a chinese roadblock.
pictorial example: In the movie The Corruptor, escaping gang members stop police by shooting up innocents in a traffic intersection.
Wheelman: No problem, just stick your Mac 10 out the window at the next intersection and we'll setup a chinese roadblock.
pictorial example: In the movie The Corruptor, escaping gang members stop police by shooting up innocents in a traffic intersection.
by badxmaru July 27, 2006
Get the chinese roadblock mug.when you are at a party and fat or undesirable females block your path through a doorway that you want to go through either on purpose, or unintentionally. when roadblocked the victim is usually too disinterested or disgusted by the roadblocker(s) to ask them to move. sometimes roadblocking is used as a cockblock.
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