Roffle

Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.

P1: and then he said "cow"

All surrounding people: ha ha ha ha ha

P2: ha ha ha ...ROFFLE!

by Mace April 19, 2006

ROFFLE WOFFLE

the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people.

Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: OMG ITS OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT YOU
Dude 2: That's baloney sandwich ILL EAT YOU FOR CHOW!
ROFFLE WOFFLE: U DAI /\/oW /\/00B
Dude 1: Laughs while Dude 2 gets eaten.
"ROFFLE WOFFLE EATS Dude 1"
Dude 1: DUDE!

by PLB666 April 30, 2009

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

ruffled feathers

RuffledFeathers#8095'. He runs the discord server
"e-TISM". He is a known 26 year old child groomer on
discord, and has groomed multiple childred on the pretens
of "protecting them from pedophilia". Please avoid this ma
and report anything suspicious.
Please do not let innocent children fall prey like others to
such a malicious predator.

Ruffled Feathers is a groomer
Dont be like Ruffled Feathers
Avoid Ruffled Feathers

by UrrbanDicctionaryy June 8, 2020

Rofflepuss

To be cool. The opposite of not cool.

Reject - "Look at the cool kids! They're so rofflepuss!"

by Jimmy Mac69 April 23, 2008

waffle my roffle

something you do to a roffle

have you waffled my roffle?

by Eloisy April 19, 2003

roffle

Definition: "Rolling on the floor laughing"

Origin: Roffle comes from the Internet word "ROFL"

Guy 1: I tried using "wang" as my password, but it said it was too short! >_<

Guy 2: Roffle my waffle!

Guy 3: Waffle status = roffled!

by Fanky September 22, 2004