Arkansas River

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayakingin North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.

Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."

by da Chetster March 7, 2009

Midnight Rider

Someone on the run from the law who is guilty.

In God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash said of Midnight Riders "You can run on for a long time... you may throw your rock and hide your hand, workin' in the dark against your felow man, but as sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the light."

by unioflife December 15, 2012

Pine Rider

One who rides the pine. 2nd string baseball player who sits the bench.

"You suck you pine rider."
"I'm not very good at baseball, so I'm just riding the pine."

by Corey H May 28, 2003

river roach

A specific breed of North American megawhore, generally found in rafts and intertubes on large rivers throughout the United States, generally during the summer months. They are easy to spot, usually having their breasts exposed in exchange for beads or alcohol, and wearing aviator sunglasses and any brand of light beer trucker hat. The roach name comes from the roach-like way they crawl in and out of every guy's bed in the campground. River Roaches are not to be confused with a Mud Cricket, but are a close relative.

I can't even go on a float trip without seeing 8 guys that River Roach has already fucked.

by cdub82 May 24, 2016

cloudy river

Noun - A prank, or sex act, in which a party of 25+ men ejaculate into a large bucket or basin. Their semen is then diluted with water. The cloudy semen-water is then poured slowly onto another individual without their knowledge.

1. Steve passed out so we gave him a cloudy river.
2. That slut swallowed the cloudy river

by Fapstick Jenkins March 31, 2015

crimson river

when a girl is on her period

i am so emotional, i think i'm about to take a ride on the crimson river

by sassifrass5468 May 25, 2009

wave riders

To follow someone's action or to believe in something that you don't believe in so you would be considered cool.

They are wave riders don't hang out with them.

by Omar Mohamed January 19, 2019