retratite

A person that is dead inside

Dan might be a retratite because he looks dead inside

by Primestikk October 28, 2020

Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.

*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.

by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019

retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011

retrat

someone who is stupid, and has no purpose in life except playing Call of Duty A similar word can be "retard"

"You are such a retrat, Sam."
"Sorry that I'm amazing and I already prestiged."

by googlyeyesC December 27, 2009

Retrash

To Retrash: the act of digging through a trash can, picking a random object, and throwing it back in.

I retrashed that old coke bottle yesterday.

by Trashlord2 February 16, 2008