Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

What you call someone when they dish out a random insult and you dont feel like playing that game

Foreman: Douchebag
Cunningham: Don't even start with me you Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

by Grandmahsta J August 3, 2008

ARTention Retention

Origin of Term #1: ART + ATTENTION = ARTention

The Preponderance and Desire to keep THE ARTS in the Forefront of 21ST Century Societies by introducing innovative and unique STORY Angles via Social Media Networks regardless of (hopefully) temporary sour and dire economic Situations, thus retaining, inspiring and enabling Beauty, Creativity and Education to soar and flourish.

“No matter what your ART may be: Painting, Dance, Sports, Writing, there’s a STORY behind each Stroke, Step, Swing, Scene and/or Sentence. Therefore, the easiest Way to tell your STORY time and time again…throughout the Chapters of your Life is through ARTENTiON RETENTiON.”

by America's Premier Eventologist March 10, 2013

Retention

I know it’s hard for you to believe because you don’t believe in intelligence disparity that is independent of outcome and finance buuuut...

Hym “My retention rate is high. You don’t know how I didn’t this. You can’t even imagine how I did this. You are a dumb whore. You’ve always been a dumb whore. I will hate you until the day you die and then I’ll continue to hate you. I cannot wait for you to die.”

by Hym Iam November 24, 2022

Penis retention

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out

OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD

by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024

Salt retention headache

Salt retention headache - headache cause bu eating a lot

Of salty foods .... try drinking some water & peeing

To relive it .

Salt retention headache can happen if you eat too much salt

by Blu_leef July 6, 2025

anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

by MamaWe November 1, 2018