Full on Recession

This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.

Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.

Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession

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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?

Student: Full on Recession

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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

Revision

Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.

Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision?

Tom: But I did mum! I did..

by Steds April 15, 2009

Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009

Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.

I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.

by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008

Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.

"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."

by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009

Recession Growout

A Recession growout is when you wait a long time between hair salon visits due to the worsening economy, so your hair gets longer and unkempt.

News Reporter: Women are really cutting back on visits to the hair salon.

Girl: Yeah, instead of going to the salon every week I go once evry 3 weeks, I have what you call a Recession Growout.

by RushLife March 17, 2009

Teenage Recession

The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.

Person 1: Man im sooo bored, nothing to do at ALL!
Person 2: Yeahh Teenage Recession...

by Rd..xD May 25, 2009