Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 05, 2021
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Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration
I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
by OinkyB July 25, 2010
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Comic Relief

The art of jacking oneself off with a Comic Relief Red Nose on the end of your penis.
"I'm easy going for some Comic Relief tonight."

"Been a long day? Looks like you could go for some Comic Relief this evening."
by Benjani69 March 13, 2009
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Comic Relief

For a girl with the intention of fucking a comedian gives him head.
Girl1: Did you fuck that comedian after the show last night?

Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.
by kharazi November 18, 2009
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debt relief

divorcing one's wife or dumping one's girlfriend in order to get out of debt due the overspending of one's girl friend
Guy 1: Dude i got debt relief yesterday.
Guy 2: You are in debt?
Guy 1: Yea my girl friend was bleeding me dry so i dumped her.
by OnlySlightly July 21, 2010
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Meat Relief

That feeling you get after eating a big juicy steak.
You've taken hours to cut a huge piece of meat and expended all your energy on it. You are now at ease.
Winston: Dude, are you done with that steak now? It's been an hour.
Michael: Yeah. Man, meat relief!
Winston: Took you long enough!
by filletminion July 30, 2011
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Relief Collapse

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.
Tyler: Man, the relief collapse makes the post-nut high even better. Just gets all the worries out.
by Spriiing May 30, 2020
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