cock relation

a person who is related to you by marriage

my sister in law is a cock relation

by rockycar September 24, 2013

Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT)

A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.

REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.

Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

relationslump

When a girl says she likes you, and only you... A lot but she doesn't want to date you or anyone else because she's afraid when she's done with high school/college she's going to leave the state or country and she'll never see you again and doesn't want a long distance relationship.

Guy 1: yo *guy 2*! You going out with that one girl yet?

Guy2: nope... She's in a relationslump...

Guy 1: oh snap! I feel you man, that's lame as hell man.

by Steammmmyy January 13, 2014

textual relations

When you have a secret relationship, so secret you can't even talk on the phone for fear of being overheard, so you text each other.

"THEY will be home tonight, so we'll have to have textual relations."

by tw41 September 5, 2014

Reverse Rationalism

Reverse Rationalism is a stance which is practically incomprehensible that seeks to be the opposite of what classical rationalism is about, it coniders atheism, anti-theism, laicism, state atheism, scientism, materialism, physicalism, positivism/empirism and naturalism as being irrational while it considers theism, anti-atheism, anti-anti-theism, discidism, state spiritualism, state religion, theocracy, anti-scientism / extrascientism, anti-materialism / extramaterialism, extraphysicalism, post-positivism / post-empirism, spiritualism, spirituality, religion, esoterism, occultism and supernaturalism as being rational, it basically believes that everything considered as irrational by reverse rationalism should be countered while everything considered as rational by reverse rationalism should be promoted and even encouraged.

"Reverse Rationalism makes sense, somehow, if we consider what people like the ones on RationalWiki and on Quora actually do, and how several spiritual, esoteric and occultist groups have a lot of good explanations about reality and existence as well."

by Full Monteirism April 22, 2021

RationalWiki

A website that should change its name to "irrationakwiki". It is basically the liberal version of Conservapedia. Rather than spewing bias, fundamentalist christian and ultra conservative views, it instead spews liberal views and has a left-wing bias. However, it is more centre left than far left since it criticises socialism and communism, at least to an extent. The name 'RationalWiki" can also be used to describe fighting bias with bias and looking like a moronic baboon ranting. Basically, RationalWiki is as bad as Conservapedia. Don't use it. It's not as bad as Conservapedia, but it is still biased like all political wikis, news sources (like CNN or Fox News), videos etc.

John: TRUMP IS A NEO-NAZI SYMPATHISER!
Daniel: Where the hell did you hear that?
John: RationalWiki

by Aguero2992 October 27, 2019