Rectumology

The study, diagnosis, and treatment of the diseases of the rectum and anus. A practitioner is referred to as a rectumologist.

I can't wait to do my rectumology rotation!

by Josepe Geraldo June 5, 2011

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

by Lucy444 January 11, 2010

Rectum Raider

A Pirate of the Anal Seas. Known to acquire their booty when your not looking.

"Oh Shit! The Rectum Raiders got me again."

by Choco McBrown Town July 30, 2008

rectum

Redneck word for getting in a wreck.

"I used to have two trucks but i rectum"

by sean f May 22, 2006

Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.

Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

by XxSaddamW33D666420xX December 26, 2012

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.

I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.

by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009

Rectumator

Pronounced (rek - tum - ay - tor)

A person who destroys others with his funky rectum.

You know that guy I met last night?
He was such a rectumator.

by macazonies. November 19, 2010