Reckon

An elite group of white folks at the cheesecake factory.

Ronny is a reckon, he likes his food reckon style (no seasoning).

by Bone Monster January 23, 2019

No it is ya reckon

Used to end any conversation or put a stop to somebody when they’re talking and it’s annoying you.

Also used with “hmm” at the end. “No it is ya reckon hmm”

Mason: “The suns so nice out here today..”

Daniel: “No it is ya reckon”.

Mason: *sighs and cries*

by Slideshow crazy May 22, 2024

I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

Reckon

there is a god that no one on the internet knows about, reckon is a god that only wants to rid the world of all filth and is a god of void. He is misunderstood by his horrific body and if you see him in this form you will go insane or even die, he is very similar to cthulhu aswell.

"do you know about reckon?"
"make sense for once, its a word idiot not a god"
"im not saying he is real it is just a cool concept but he could be real!"
"just stop talking about it and sit down"

by pure will see what hides September 28, 2022

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

The day of reckoning

The 1st birthday and lost v card

The day of reckoning actually sucked I had to hoop a gun and my hand

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Reckon-so-harder

A person who reckons they’re so hard. They walk around thinking they’re the dog’s bollocks. They think they can beat up anyone but tend to usually have a chip on their shoulder, they share similar traits with a chihuahua.

*listens to drill music* “I reckon I’m so hard, honest to fucking Godddddd”

“reckon-so-harder! Reckon-so-harder!”

by Dr Baron Ockmann July 9, 2025