Recession Growout

A Recession growout is when you wait a long time between hair salon visits due to the worsening economy, so your hair gets longer and unkempt.

News Reporter: Women are really cutting back on visits to the hair salon.

Girl: Yeah, instead of going to the salon every week I go once evry 3 weeks, I have what you call a Recession Growout.

by RushLife March 17, 2009

Recess Rangers

Coolest people during recess time at an elementary school

Cheney & Francis are the best recess rangers and founders!

by Ray a Pedo September 16, 2023

Recession Bully

A boss who makes you do things that arnt normaly your job because he knows you wont quit.

Sam: Did he make you clean up after his dog again?

Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.

by Malicieux April 9, 2009

Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.

"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."

by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013

Recession Proof

A job that will most likely not be effected by the recession.

My dad says his job is recession proof, so there's no need to worry. Merrill Lynch is still doing well, right?

by Shaq O'Neal March 15, 2009

recession porn

refers to a new phenomenon dealing with bad economic news being like crack. And a sick sense of doomsday thrill certain people getting from reading and following such news.

The appeal to such sensational content is somewhat "being better prepared to be the last man standing during the end of times".

Jack is pretty well off considering harsh macroeconomic conditions in the country. However, he seems to have developed an obsession with recession porn.

by S.W.A April 21, 2009

recession beer

Any low-cost beer that middle-class folk are forced to drink during poor economic times.

Dude 1: "Milwaukee's Best Ice? I thought you were going to pick up some Red Stripe."

Dude 2: "Sorry, man. We're gonna have to settle for this recession beer until my portfolio strengthens."

by tralala12 March 17, 2009