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by Rancid cunt June 2, 2018
Get the Rancid Cunt mug.Literally "The Small Ranch", El Ranchito is a Mexican-cuisine restaurant located in Crystal River and Inverness, Florida that actually has Mexicans working on the front lines and behind the scenes, unlike Taco Bell, where you would find a skinny black chick at the counter and some fat-ish white guy making your taco. The food is not as spicy as traditional Mexican food should be, and, though many people see this as a pitfall, it is actually a positive part about the food, mostly because your ass won't light on fire when it all inevitably rushes out as diarrhea. The Mexicans there are friendly, though they have a difficult time speaking American English, as do many rednecks and hick-kin that live in the area. Remember not to fill up on the tortilla chips that they offer you once you have a table. You will almost never see Hispanics eating in this restaurant; more than likely, you will see middle-aged white people taking delight in the eatery's ethnicity and thinking themselves humble because the ceilings aren't lined with chandeliers and the booths look more like bus seats than anything, though the waiters in this setting still speak just about as much English as any fancy restaurant. If you decide to take your food home with you to eat later, get home immediately, else it will spoil in a mild to heated environment. That said, do not be too patient when eating the food at the restaurant. Eat like the shit is going to rot, because it will.
Hey, do you want to go down to El Ranchito?
I don't know, diarrhea kind of sucks.
Yeah, so does Wal-Mart, and we're going there too. We have nothing else to do, this is Citrus County. Let's go.
Well, why don't we just buy some weed?
Because my step-dad is out of town. Are you going or what?
Ok, let's go.
I don't know, diarrhea kind of sucks.
Yeah, so does Wal-Mart, and we're going there too. We have nothing else to do, this is Citrus County. Let's go.
Well, why don't we just buy some weed?
Because my step-dad is out of town. Are you going or what?
Ok, let's go.
by Jimmy Perkins April 22, 2010
Get the El Ranchito mug.Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.
by Sugar Daddy K February 4, 2009
Get the Ranching mug.Wicked punk rock band with an amazing sound. Featuring Modern Punk Rock Legend Lars Frederikson. Authors of such songs as: Ruby Soho, Time Bomb.
by Matt The Dude April 4, 2003
Get the rancid mug.A sex act in which a male is banging a female type doggystyle and when he is about to cum he pulls out and gets a ranch bottle ready for action. At that moment, he begins to dump ranch all over the female types upper/lower back and ass as if he is droppin' an outstanding jizzbomb load all over her. Prep: Make sure to have the ranch at least at room temperature. Also, make sure you get the biggest bottle of ranch you can find. Might have to make modifications to the ranch bottle so it pours the ranch out at a prime rate.
"I have that bitch the ranchini with the nigger family sized bottle of ranch."
"Leeroy: Yoooooo nigha, I gave dat bic da ranchini but with dat dere sweet baby rays nigger BBQ sauce...ya nigha ran out of Stubb's."
"Leeroy: Yoooooo nigha, I gave dat bic da ranchini but with dat dere sweet baby rays nigger BBQ sauce...ya nigha ran out of Stubb's."
by ScorchingTurkey May 28, 2013
Get the Ranchini mug.One of the greatest punk bands of all time. The band consists of Tim Armstrong and Matt Freeman from OPIV, Lars Fredericksen (who later formed Lars Fredericksen and the Bastards) and Brett Reid.
by Skankin' Cucumber September 25, 2005
Get the rancid mug.Justin: dam you robbed that house?
Sally: fuck yeah and I ran from the cops!"
Justin: hell yeah man your ratchid as fuck!
Sally: whats that mean
Justin: neva mind...
Sally: fuck yeah and I ran from the cops!"
Justin: hell yeah man your ratchid as fuck!
Sally: whats that mean
Justin: neva mind...
by bubba sp@rx April 28, 2010
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