raccoon

A girl who puts on too much makeup for events such as Prom or ball even though they look better naturally without any makeup on. Most of the makeup is concentrated around the eyes and on the eyelid which makes her look like a raccoon turning into a monster. While in the event, all that makeup especially around the eyes will smear and all the sweat will the makeup stream down her face.
Sam: Dude Pat, look at all that makeup that Angie and Jen have on, they look like raccoons!

Pat: Yeah, I know all that eye shadow and stuff makes their eyes look like the black parts around the raccoon's eye. I think Angie is wearing all that make up to embarrass their date.

Sam: I wonder how the pictures will turn out. I think Jen looks way better without any makeup on, I really don't understand why she wears so much. I mean their eyes aren't even that small.

Chao (From a Distance): OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A RACCOON! Oh snap, it is Angie.. WOAH, I didn't think she would wear that much makeup, holy crap. That was totally unexpected, I think Angie looks way better without any makeup on and is super pretty without it. LOOK AT ALL THAT EYELINER AND EYE SHADOW... I don't think they make her eyes bigger at all.. I mean her eyes are already big enough.

Ed: Yep. My girl doesn't have that much on, what do you think guys?

Sam & Pat: Way better.
by mdnyan October 26, 2012
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Raccoon

The act of punching a girl while doing a cum shot. She gets a black eye along with cum on her face and neck.
Dan: Why does your girlfriend have a black eye?
Jeff: I gave her a nasty raccoon last night.
by explicit56 January 20, 2009
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Raccoon

Someone who is loud and annoying at first. Also known as Tommyinnit.
Tubbo: “Tommy you’re a raccoon! ”
by Dabee❤️ February 18, 2022
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raccoon

the animal that ate my sweet pet ducks Lucy and Dezzie.
One time a big raccoon came and said "Yum, free duck!" and my poor chicken Big Mama had to watch it murder my poor duckies. My mom cried. And now i have no ducks and a traumitized chicken.
by Leticia July 17, 2005
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Raccoon

Someone who is always found in or near the trashcan.
Person 1: Hey I saw that raccoon diggn' around in the Trashcan Last night.
Person 2: Fuckin' gross, that bitch is hella fucking nasty.
by Mutantbabylover November 23, 2009
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raccoon

a girl, or woman, who dates a man only for his money.

i.e. she digs through trash looking for the good stuff.
Rhonda is only dating Bob for his money. She is such a raccoon!
by redwood johnson October 01, 2008
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Raccoon

An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.
You'll know a Raccoon when you see one...
by AxisOfSmeagol October 24, 2012
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